TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: A Birthday: Birthplace: The redwood forests outside of Santa Cruz. Current Location: Wisconsin. Eye Color: Amber and green. Hair Color: Light brown with blonde highlights. Height: 5'10. Right Handed or Left Handed: Left. Your Heritage: Romanian Gypsy, Welsh, Cherokee, Aliyut. The Shoes You Wore Today: I wore boots. Bitch. Your Weakness: Giving people too much slack; Absent-mindedness. Your Fears: Giving the wrong impression. Your Perfect Pizza: Barbeque chicken, onions, cilantro, basil. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finding some kind of mammal to regularly have tactile, non-sexual contact with Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Whatnot" Thoughts First Waking Up: "I feel like shit" - 70% of the time; "Oh, I'm alive, hm." - 20% of the time; "Hey, I feel decent." - 10% of the time Your Best Physical Feature: My face. Your Bedtime: Variable. Early morning usually. Your Most Missed Memory: Shouldn't this be "Past event you miss the most?" Semantics aside, it's nothing I can adequately describe within the bounds of conventional reality. Pepsi or Coke: Coke. MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. Single or Group Dates: Single. Flirting and making out is not a group effort. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island Iced Tea. Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. Cappuccino or Coffee: Espresso. I like my caffeine on a harley. Do you Smoke: Not cigarettes, no. Do you Swear: Only when I'm pissed off, but to myself in my head. If present company is doing it, I'll go along with. Do you Sing: Yes. Do you Shower Daily: Yup. Have you Been in Love: No. If the emotional wasteland I've found after breaking up with a few past people is any indication, I don't want the potential borderline suicide engendered by this 'in love' thing. Do you want to go to College: ...Hey wait a fucking second! Do you want to get Married: Never. Marriage is an affectionate property contract all too often broken on whim. It is a lie people tell themselves and society for rights to children and healthcare. Outside of questionable child data, there is no reason to stay with someone unless--surprise--you want to continue to stay with them. If you're married or aspire to it, more power to you. I'm not arguing that being in love is bad; I'm sure it's great. It's the institution created to symbolize it that bothers me. Kinda like organized religion. In all, I'll leave binding no-bid contracts to Haliburton. Do you belive in yourself: It's the only thing I ever have completely believed in. Do you get Motion Sickness: On boats on the ocean. Do you think you are Attractive: Of course I do. If enough people point out the same thing, it's likely a constant. I've only ever been told twice that I was anything otherwise, once by a trailer trash bitch getting huffy and getting "you're ok" from a swedish girlfriend years back. Are you a Health Freak: Healthy people don't drink soda and coffee. Or drink alcohol. Or eat animals. There is no happier feeling I regularly get than grinding animal flesh all up and gulping it down. That's heaven. Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah I'd generally say so. Do you like Thunderstorms: Depends on if I'm in them. Do you play an Instrument: No. In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ha. Ha ha ha. Yes, yes I damn well have. In the past month have you Smoked: Not cigarettes, no. In the past month have you been on Drugs: Anti-oxidants isn't free-basing, but they're good. In the past month have you gone on a Date: Several. In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunately I've had to. In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Dessert ain't on my agenda. If it has caffeine, however, it qualifies as a work supplement. In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Madison sushi is a sad, sad creature that I don't have the heart to shoot, nor the money to heal. In the past month have you been on Stage: Gave an 8 minute talk to about 150 scientists in our specialization. Yeah, I've performed. In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's overrated, but only slightly less so than sex. In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hotel supplies. Lots of them. And stationery. Ever been Drunk: Ha. Ha ha ha. Ha. Yeah, yeah I've been drunk. Ever been called a Tease: Often. Ever been Beaten up: Who hasn't been to some extent? Ever Shoplifted: Way back in the day. How do you want to Die: Suddenly at an old age. Preferably tragically. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: As long as I feel fulfilled doing it, I really don't care. Right now I'm fine with career things. What country would you most like to Visit: Japan. In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Emerald green or light blue. Favourite Hair Color: Strawberry-Blonde. Short or Long Hair: Long. Height: No preference. Weight: Svelt to moderately overweight. Nothing on either extreme end. Best Clothing Style: Form-fitting. Number of Drugs I have taken: Your imagination, my blank. Number of CDs I own: I'll leave others to gauge the size of my penis accordingly. Number of Piercings: None. Number of Tattoos: None. Number of things in my Past I Regret: You do not ask a beach how many grains of sand it has. CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
I got back several hours ago.