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Wall vibrator 2001-09-17 - 12:21 a.m. 
I've witnessed some odd things in my time:-Deranged cult members -College students practicing the art of zen without pants on in broad daylight -Musicians who owned their own apartment But this takes the cake. A conversation ensued in diaryland chat about wall vibrators and the company who makes these revolutionary toys: www.fleshlight.com. Apparently you can now hook up a wall-attachable vibrator machine, complete with customizable attachments, color scheme and even sounds, all for the exclusive use of fucking yourself in the privacy of your own apartment/home. I mentioned how amusing it would be if there were an informercial for such a thing, possibly hosted by Suzanne Summers. This thrilled the female participants so much we decided right then and there to endorse the product whole-heartedly. Here's my celebrity endorsement for the wall vibrator: "I used to do chat rooms and cyber with people who used more numbers than letters to express themselves. Now I own a wall-vibrator and piss off my landlord immensely. Thank you." So just remember, kiddies, you can read a book, watch tv, or just sit back...waaaaay back, and relax...with wall vibrator!
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