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Gnomes in my pants at the theatre 2001-12-15 - 3:24 a.m. 
Dirtyboots recently wrote about an incident involving the top button of her pants jumping ship and her subsequent adventure trying to keep them up. That inspired this guestbook entry..."What I like to do is take my magic flute and pass by all the suburban lawns within a three block radius. As I begin to play a soft lilting tune, all the lawn gnomes come to life and skip after me in mechanical unison. I can then attend the theatre, a bowling match, or even a tea luncheon and never worry a tad about my trousers...for you see the gnomes, joyful at my merry prancing and thoughtful C-minor 5th and 6th, gayly rock to and fro while holding up my trousers nice and snug! Oh we are a merry little band, we." This is what finals have done to my brain. Fear me. Better yet, fear the gnomes in my pants. o_0 |
